fine. dont txt me. carry on having shitboringsex for the rest of your life with a girl who thinks being adventurous in bed is doing it doggy. couldn’t care less.
Chivalry was dead until this gold toothed guy with dreads just offered to hold my purse & wipe my pee hole in the trader toilets
Went out last night, came back home, ate some beetroot and a cookie. woke up thismorning next to a river island bag full of vom. :(
